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Amazingly simple home remedies :o)
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My frind sent me this, made me chuckle, so thought I'd share it with you Big Grin

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. (For DeLorean owners) YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. (See 7!) IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
Claire Wright  - Club Treasurer
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Aug 1989 Cavalier 1.6L - Guinney
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#2
This is great! lol :lol:

On another note (my friend told me this):
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Kind Regards,
John [DOC No. 8]

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i like number 8 :lol: TT
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Tourettes Tony Wrote:i like number 8 :lol: TT

That applys when I first met you in person Tony, lol :lol:
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John [DOC No. 8]

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nice one john :lol: iv turned over a new leaf now im all manly and mature like i should be Big Grin TT
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LMAO!!!! Big Grin - I like number 3 Smile
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i like no 3
mind you when i was on my holiday , i went to the loo and next morning i realised i had pee`d in the fanny washer, thought it felt funny when i sat on it
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cheers tracey
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No. 4 Would help Me at the mo. :lol:
Neal Barclay
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#9
I like the daily thought Big Grin :lol:

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#10
yea i go with tony with no. Big Grin
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