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This is really funny - Tesco is watching!!! - Guinney1971 - 30 Apr 2008

Nicked from the VODC Forum as I thought this was too funny not to share Big Grin

I am assured that this is true ...Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping.
This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford :

Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, I am considering banning you and your family from the store, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the anti-depressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously,loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"


13. December 21: When an announcement came over theloud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed"NO! NO! It's those voices again."


And; last, but not least:

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here."

Yours sincerely,

Charles Brown

Store Manager


Cheers,


- Outatime - 01 May 2008

I will be scared if I see someone doing things like the list above :lol:


- tracey steele - 01 May 2008

thats cheers me up :lol: :lol: :lol: even tho marty failed his mot Cry


- Jonny Jones - 01 May 2008

Absolutely awesome! Had me and my Mum in stitches! :lol:


- Tourettes Tony - 02 May 2008

dont laugh that was me :lol: TT