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Re: Hi - TheOriginalMrP - 03 Dec 2008
If I get one wish before I die, it will be to tie my killer up, take away their weapons, and force feed them with items I can't describe on here due to it being a family forum.........
Mr P
Re: Hi - bozzzydmc - 03 Dec 2008
kellyevans Wrote:oh he has got a dying wish by me
... sounds like you will do anything just to get hold of Bens car
...LOL
Re: Hi - TheOriginalMrP - 03 Dec 2008
bozzzydmc Wrote:... sounds like you will do anything just to get hold of bens car
She'd rather my Barclaycard......... The car is no use to anyone who can't drive 1/4 mile without hitting 50 obstacles......
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
why do men pick on women who are far better than them .and could hurt them badly
Re: Hi - TheOriginalMrP - 03 Dec 2008
SmellyKelly Wrote:why do men pick on women who are far better than them .and could hurt them badly
We don't pick on women, we just show our love in the form of abuse........ Mwah.....
Re: Hi - bozzzydmc - 03 Dec 2008
TheOriginalMrP Wrote:bozzzydmc Wrote:... sounds like you will do anything just to get hold of bens car
She'd rather my Barclaycard......... The car is no use to anyone who can't drive 1/4 mile without hitting 50 obstacles......
:lol: Bless her .. and with Chrismas coming up too.. Well I see Pilot 25 is up for sale ... £40k and its hers ...time to reduce that credit limit i feel Ben
...
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
ill show u my love too.with a brick xxxx
Re: Hi - bozzzydmc - 03 Dec 2008
kellyevans Wrote:ill show u my love too.with a brick xxxx
Did you say Brick ? ... yes sorry ...my eyesight is getting bad these days ....
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
yes i did but i can just beat him up anyway xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Re: Hi - TheOriginalMrP - 03 Dec 2008
I think Kelly would be more suited to a train....... No steering as such, and if she's hauling cargo, then theres no one at risk.......
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
when i drive i know who i will run down first xxx
Re: Hi - bozzzydmc - 03 Dec 2008
TheOriginalMrP Wrote:I think Kelly would be more suited to a train....... No steering as such, and if she's hauling cargo, then theres no one at risk.......
In the words of Bob Monkhouse...
"I wanted to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep - not screaming like his terrified passengers."
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
i like the screamming
Re: Hi - TheOriginalMrP - 03 Dec 2008
There's no chance of me falling asleep at the wheel when Kel's in the car.......
She's either talking the hind legs off a dead donkey, moaning she's hungry, or trying to wrestle my trousers off at 70MPH........
Interesting to say the least, especially to the perverted lorry drivers and busloads of people.......
:lol:
Re: Hi - kellyevans - 03 Dec 2008
wat is wrong with that xxxxxxxxxx